Chappelle's Show

Season 2 Episode 13

Ep. #213

Aired Tuesday 10:00 PM Apr 14, 2004 on Comedy Central
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Episode Summary

First Black Man to Use a White Toilet: Dave looks at the first black person to shit on a white toilet.
A Moment in the Life Of Lil' Jon: Another installment of a Day in the Life of Lil' Jon. This time however, Dave actually gets the real Lil' Jon to come on the show and they talk to each other. One of the highlights of the series.
Black George Bush: Dave shows us the US under a Black George Bush. Again, one of the funniest sketches of the series with a great guest appearance from Jamie Foxx as the Black Tony Blair.

Musical Performance: Big Boimoreless

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  • Great episode, very funny!

    First Black Man to Use a White Toilet: Dave looks back at the first black person to use a white toilet.

    I love this skit, Dave's scene when he was using the toilet was hilarious. I have never scen a skit like that on a sketch comrdy series before. Very original, and funny.

    A Moment in the Life Of Lil' Jon: Another installment of the Life of Lil' Jon, Dave actually gets him on the show.

    Great, Hilarious, Lil' Jon's yelling is very funny, and then his calm voice is funny.

    Black George Bush: What would the U.S. be like if George Bush was black?

    Very funny sketch, Chappelle's last skit of the night is always his best!

  • One of my top 3 favorite episodes of Chappelle's show and it's simply because each sketch surpasses the other!


    Each sketch is hilarious in this episode. The first black man to take a dump on a white toilet is splenid. Dave impersonates an old man brilliantly and the accent is exceptionally funny. Charlie Murphy's appearance is also really good. The idea of the story is great as it goes back in time...

    The Lil Jon Vs Lil Jon sketch (as I like to call it :P) epitomises the other 2 Lil Jon sketches that appear in season 2. Dave meets the real Lil Jon and their exchanges are hilarious although maybe after continuous repeats some may get tied of. Nonetheless Oprah again makes her appearance as being pregnant and that on its own is classic.

    The best sketch as far as spoofing is concerned is Dave impersontating a black american president (Black Bush). Dave puts himself in all the situations a president usually is in and makes them strikingly funny. From attacking Iraq to the US relations with the UN its great comedy no doubt about it.

    Episode 13 (perhaps the last ever??) is exactly I watch Chappelle's show. Clever written comedy with Dave performing the sketches to perfection!!moreless
  • Dave pretends Bush the president was Black.

    In this hilarious episode, one of the funniest yet. Dave goes into a world in which there is Black Bush. In a series of hilarious events one where a woman asks about the oil in Iraq and he acts dumb then runs out of the room. Another of the funnier moments is where Jamie Foxx is Black Tony Blair and his voice is hilarious.

    This episode had some of the funniest skits put together. And something else funny was when they asked him about what they're going to do next and he responds, The Moon! Thats right the moon! Very funny stuff!

    Overall I Loved this episode and give it 5 out of 5 stars.moreless
Big Boi

Big Boi

Musical Guest

Guest Star

Jamie Foxx

Jamie Foxx

Black Tony Blair

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Lil Jon

Lil Jon


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Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (0)

  • QUOTES (9)

    • [In response to a reporter's question]
      Black Bush: Damn! I knew I shouldn't have called on this nigga! I knew I shouldn't have called on this nigga, because you always try to distract people with the war, and try to skirt all the "real" issues. Gay people are getting married, folks! Yes. Nasty. Imagine that: two women, playing with each other's titty balls. Stroking those nipples until they get just so stiff, and erect. Blowin' on 'em. (imitates blowing on nipples) Brrr! Men: barbecue. "I like you." "I like you too, dog. Let's get married, man." It's crazy.
      Reporter: Sir, what about your....
      Black Bush: That shit is gross!

    • Black Bush: UN, you have a problem with that? You know what you should do? You should sanction me. Sanction me with your army. Oh!! Wait a minute! You don't have an army! I guess that means you need to shut the fuck up! That's what I'd do if I don't have no army. I would shhhhh, the fuck up. [speaking each word into a different microphone] Shut. The. Fuck. Up!! That's right! Kofi Anonan, you think I'm gonna take orders from an African? You may be able to speak 16 languages, but you gon' need 'em when you down in Town Square sellin' fake hats. I know Gucci when I see it, nigga, I'm rich. I've got a coalition of the willing, I got 40 nations READY TO ROLL, SON!
      Reporter: Like who?
      Black Bush: Who the fuck said that? Like who? England. Japan's sending Playstations. Stankonia said their willing to drop bombs over Baghdad. Riggity Row is coming! Afrika Bambata and the Zulu Nation. What I'm sayin' is, I am not doing this by myself and I'm not disrespecting the UN, even though they don't got no army. Go sell some medicine, bitches! I'm trying to get that oil--[coughs to cover up] oh-HO!

    • Black Tony Blair: We don't know much about Hussien. Taht's why we can't trust random niggars running aorund with things like that as George so ediquetly put it. I'm with him 100% of the way, we don't know what he has.

    • Black Bush: Oil, oil? Bitch you cooking something?
      (Knocks water over and runs)

    • Dave Chappelle: Mars Bitches!

    • Black Bush: Our next project...the moon! Yes I said it the moon!

    • Lil Jon: Sometimes I feel like I'm all alone in this world and I have no one to go to!
      Dave: What?!
      Lil Jon: I said: Sometimes I feel like I'm all alone in this world and I have no one sir.
      Dave: What?!
      Lil Jon: No one.
      Dave: What?!
      Lil Jon: To go to.
      Dave: Huh?
      Lil Jon: No one that understand's my pain!
      Dave: Yeah!

    • Dave: The NIGGER tried to kill my FATHER!!!

    • Dave: Write this down. M.A.R.S. That's right! Mars, bitches!

  • NOTES (2)


    • Dave: "Stankonia is willing to send bombs over Baghdad"
      This is an obvious refrence to the Outkast album Stankonia where the titles of one of the tracks was "Bombs Over Baghdad". The musical guest this episode, Big Boi, is one half of Outkast.