Mos Def |
Various |
Sophina Brown |
Various |
Robert Petkoff |
Commentator |
Donnell Rawlings |
Various |
Dave Chappelle |
Host/Various |
Paul Mooney |
Negrodamus |
Big Boi |
Musical Guest |
Guest Star |
Jamie Foxx |
Black Tony Blair |
Guest Star |
Lil Jon |
Himself |
Guest Star |
[In response to a reporter's question]
Black Bush: Damn! I knew I shouldn't have called on this nigga! I knew I shouldn't have called on this nigga, because you always try to distract people with the war, and try to skirt all the "real" issues. Gay people are getting married, folks! Yes. Nasty. Imagine that: two women, playing with each other's titty balls. Stroking those nipples until they get just so stiff, and erect. Blowin' on 'em. (imitates blowing on nipples) Brrr! Men: barbecue. "I like you." "I like you too, dog. Let's get married, man." It's crazy.
Reporter: Sir, what about your....
Black Bush: That shit is gross!
Black Bush: UN, you have a problem with that? You know what you should do? You should sanction me. Sanction me with your army. Oh!! Wait a minute! You don't have an army! I guess that means you need to shut the fuck up! That's what I'd do if I don't have no army. I would shhhhh, the fuck up. [speaking each word into a different microphone] Shut. The. Fuck. Up!! That's right! Kofi Anonan, you think I'm gonna take orders from an African? You may be able to speak 16 languages, but you gon' need 'em when you down in Town Square sellin' fake hats. I know Gucci when I see it, nigga, I'm rich. I've got a coalition of the willing, I got 40 nations READY TO ROLL, SON!
Reporter: Like who?
Black Bush: Who the fuck said that? Like who? England. Japan's sending Playstations. Stankonia said their willing to drop bombs over Baghdad. Riggity Row is coming! Afrika Bambata and the Zulu Nation. What I'm sayin' is, I am not doing this by myself and I'm not disrespecting the UN, even though they don't got no army. Go sell some medicine, bitches! I'm trying to get that oil--[coughs to cover up] oh-HO!
Black Tony Blair: We don't know much about Hussien. Taht's why we can't trust random niggars running aorund with things like that as George so ediquetly put it. I'm with him 100% of the way, we don't know what he has.
Black Bush: Oil, oil? Bitch you cooking something?
(Knocks water over and runs)
Dave Chappelle: Mars Bitches!
Black Bush: Our next project...the moon! Yes I said it the moon!
Lil Jon: Sometimes I feel like I'm all alone in this world and I have no one to go to!
Dave: What?!
Lil Jon: I said: Sometimes I feel like I'm all alone in this world and I have no one sir.
Dave: What?!
Lil Jon: No one.
Dave: What?!
Lil Jon: To go to.
Dave: Huh?
Lil Jon: No one that understand's my pain!
Dave: Yeah!
Dave: The NIGGER tried to kill my FATHER!!!
Dave: Write this down. M.A.R.S. That's right! Mars, bitches!
Full title was "The Best Of Chappelle's Show Season 2 Volume One. (except Rick James.)"
This is (technically) the season finale because the last two episodes are just The Best Of Season 2.
Dave: "Stankonia is willing to send bombs over Baghdad"
This is an obvious refrence to the Outkast album Stankonia where the titles of one of the tracks was "Bombs Over Baghdad". The musical guest this episode, Big Boi, is one half of Outkast.
S 3 : Ep 3
Aired 7/23/06 (21:07)
S 3 : Ep 2
Aired 7/16/06 (26:17)
S 3 : Ep 1
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S 3 : Ep 1
Aired 7/9/06 (21:07)
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