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BryanCosta
[1]Sep 2, 2006
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What is everyones favorite Chappelles Show Quote?
Rick James: What did the 5 Fingers say to the Face? SLAP!
Post Yours.
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Slade811
[2]Sep 4, 2006
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Tupac's song in the lost episode
and Lil john YEAH WHAT OKAY
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SunsprayHoney
[3]Sep 4, 2006
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Lil' Jon I've had it with these muthaf#cking snakes on this muthaf#cking plane!

I'm pretty sure that was him...
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homeydaclown
[4]Sep 7, 2006
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This is from the lost episode:

"I pay $4000 to hold me down, Ni**a HOLD ME DOWN"

"So the record might skip...I told you stop hitting the table"
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TheDiamondDog
[5]Sep 8, 2006
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So many . . .
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captaindeluxo
[6]Sep 16, 2006
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"If anybody comes near your mother, punch him in his d**k son." Black father to his son in Trading Spouses skit.
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zeno22
[7]Sep 17, 2006
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Lost episodes
"Not just that but your moms a Le*bian! and your daughters a Le*bian!!!! BYAAAH!!! I LOVE LE*BIANS!!! BYAAAAAH!
regular episodes
"Ya know,Jor Rogan I smoke rocks Joe Rogan"
"Hey kids! Stay in school, dont do drugs! Got any coke? cooooooooke!!!
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TasForMayor
[8]Sep 22, 2006
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MMMMMmmmm Mmmmmm B*#ch~!
Samuel Jackson Ale, taste it
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bemnet
[9]Sep 26, 2006
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Chappelle: Bouncer comes up to me and says, "Hey take off your hat it's disrespectful to the strippers."
Dave says, "I can shove a 20 up her a** but i better not have a hat while i do it.
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BarrettJayjohn
[10]Nov 8, 2006
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"Come on in you broke mothaf***ers"

"F*** your couch, n****"
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CableGuy15
[11]Nov 21, 2006
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Wayne Brady: HUH? Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a B!tch?
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beltresexson
[13]Nov 26, 2006
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"They Never Shoulda Gave You N***az Money!!"
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DukeLOrange
[14]Nov 28, 2006
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beltresexson wrote:

"They Never Shoulda Gave You N***az Money!!"

Of course you forgot the all time quote...

I'm rich B**ch
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landojunkie
[15]Nov 29, 2006
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have to agree with a previous post...

just look at my signature.
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CRTMN0463
[16]Dec 6, 2006
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PIXIE(talking about a nice ass):"Look at all that meat!!"
WHITE PIXIE:"I like mine flat as a panckae like mom used to make, nothing to cup."
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mjmarshall33
[17]Dec 9, 2006
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Prince says....Shoot the J.......SHOOT IT
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YANKEESlady01
[18]Dec 9, 2006
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cause i'm Rick jaaaaaaames b^^ch.
i love that one.
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tramlaw301
[19]Dec 9, 2006
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music......
That's why, I say, F it. For the first time in my life, I'm finally free. No mansion for me, I say F it. No brand new Humvee, I say F it. But you'll get no p____. F it. You don't understand, cause I make love to my hand, so I don't need you honey, I'll beat my d___ like it owes me money. F it. That's right, I said F it. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna make a nice feces sandwich.
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darkkenny1
[20]Dec 15, 2006
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my favourite quotes are im rick james **** hold my drink **** and wutcha talkin bout ****

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