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Favorite Chappelle Show Quotes?

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    BryanCosta

    [1]Sep 2, 2006
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    What is everyones favorite Chappelles Show Quote?

    Rick James: What did the 5 Fingers say to the Face? SLAP!

    Post Yours.

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    Slade811

    [2]Sep 4, 2006
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    Tupac's song in the lost episode
    and Lil john YEAH WHAT OKAY
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    SunsprayHoney

    [3]Sep 4, 2006
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    Lil' Jon I've had it with these muthaf#cking snakes on this muthaf#cking plane!

    I'm pretty sure that was him...
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    homeydaclown

    [4]Sep 7, 2006
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    This is from the lost episode:

    "I pay $4000 to hold me down, Ni**a HOLD ME DOWN"

    "So the record might skip...I told you stop hitting the table"
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    TheDiamondDog

    [5]Sep 8, 2006
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    So many . . .
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    captaindeluxo

    [6]Sep 16, 2006
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    "If anybody comes near your mother, punch him in his d**k son." Black father to his son in Trading Spouses skit.
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    zeno22

    [7]Sep 17, 2006
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    Lost episodes

    "Not just that but your moms a Le*bian! and your daughters a Le*bian!!!! BYAAAH!!! I LOVE LE*BIANS!!! BYAAAAAH!

    regular episodes

    "Ya know,Jor Rogan I smoke rocks Joe Rogan"

    "Hey kids! Stay in school, dont do drugs! Got any coke? cooooooooke!!!

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    TasForMayor

    [8]Sep 22, 2006
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    MMMMMmmmm Mmmmmm B*#ch~!

    Samuel Jackson Ale, taste it

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    bemnet

    [9]Sep 26, 2006
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    Chappelle: Bouncer comes up to me and says, "Hey take off your hat it's disrespectful to the strippers."
    Dave says, "I can shove a 20 up her a** but i better not have a hat while i do it.
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    BarrettJayjohn

    [10]Nov 8, 2006
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    "Come on in you broke mothaf***ers"

    "F*** your couch, n****"
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    CableGuy15

    [11]Nov 21, 2006
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    Wayne Brady: HUH? Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a B!tch?
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    beltresexson

    [13]Nov 26, 2006
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    "They Never Shoulda Gave You N***az Money!!"

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    DukeLOrange

    [14]Nov 28, 2006
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    beltresexson wrote:

    "They Never Shoulda Gave You N***az Money!!"



    Of course you forgot the all time quote...

    I'm rich B**ch
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    landojunkie

    [15]Nov 29, 2006
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    have to agree with a previous post...

    just look at my signature.
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    CRTMN0463

    [16]Dec 6, 2006
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    PIXIE(talking about a nice ass):"Look at all that meat!!"
    WHITE PIXIE:"I like mine flat as a panckae like mom used to make, nothing to cup."
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    mjmarshall33

    [17]Dec 9, 2006
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    Prince says....Shoot the J.......SHOOT IT

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    YANKEESlady01

    [18]Dec 9, 2006
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    cause i'm Rick jaaaaaaames b^^ch.

    i love that one.

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    tramlaw301

    [19]Dec 9, 2006
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    music......
    That's why, I say, F it. For the first time in my life, I'm finally free. No mansion for me, I say F it. No brand new Humvee, I say F it. But you'll get no p____. F it. You don't understand, cause I make love to my hand, so I don't need you honey, I'll beat my d___ like it owes me money. F it.  That's right, I said F it. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna make a nice feces sandwich.
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    darkkenny1

    [20]Dec 15, 2006
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    my favourite quotes are im rick james **** hold my drink **** and wutcha talkin bout ****


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