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Favorite Chappelle Show Quotes?

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    JRyan16

    [21]Feb 10, 2007
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    "Cocaine's a **** of a drug"

    "**** yo couch n****!"

    "Game-blouses"

    "I'm rich *****!"

    And tons more.

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    YanksWS96

    [22]Feb 10, 2007
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    "And then, when the game was over, he took us inside and served us pancakes." (stares at camera) "Pancakes."
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    v410

    [23]Feb 15, 2007
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    TasForMayor wrote:

    MMMMMmmmm Mmmmmm B*#ch~!

    Samuel Jackson Ale, taste it



    x2 lol hilarious.
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    rocafellakid

    [24]Apr 10, 2007
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    "BYAAAAH!!!!!!'- Howard Dean skit

    "yes, they do deserve to die and i hope they burn in hell!!!"- Samuel L. Jackson beer commercial

    "Wayne Brady makes Brian Gumble look like Maclom X"-Wayne Brady Episode

    " AH SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!!"- Lil Jon

    "y'all ready to smash some fruit!?!? well i dont go like no punk b**** (pulls out hand gun) - skit where he smashes the watermelons

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    Fredsanfordfan

    [25]Apr 24, 2007
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    We're the time haters and we came back...to call you a cracker
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    nickity7

    [26]Apr 25, 2007
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    what about the popcopy

    man my butt is itchy as hell (she turns around) can i help you

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    hmongman

    [27]Apr 26, 2007
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    YANKEESlady01 wrote:

    cause i'm Rick jaaaaaaames b^^ch.

    i love that one.

     yeah

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    itscrazyman

    [28]May 15, 2007
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    Rick James: [shouting at Charlie Murphy from across a bar] Darkness! Come closer, I wanna see more than just eyes and teeth!

    Leonard Washington: Come on... get in the car. G-G-G G-G-G Get your --- in the car!

    Darius' Grandma: Darius, you big dummy... This ain't no show and tell... Take a walk.

    Wayne Brady: Dave, I did't know that you liked to get wet [Dave looks at him puzzled] Wayne Brady: That's PCP, angel dust, Sherman Helmsley, love boat, ashy larry.

    Silky Johnston: Now, if you'll excuse me. I'm gonna go put water in Buck Nasty's Mama's dish.

    Black Gallagher: Pink Hearts, Yellow Moons, Green Clovers, and Orange Stars - that leprechauns' on acid!

    Dave Chappelle: [shouts] Game! In your face! In your face! Feel better!

    Lysol: Correction. I had --- with Katie.

    Dave Chappelle: Kobe!

    Charlie Murphy: The first thing I seen is O.J. Simpson, and I remember thinking to myself 'wow, that's O.J. Simpson, he has a big ------ head, man'
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    darkkenny1

    [29]May 15, 2007
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     im rick james biiitch,  show me ur tittiies
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    zzddll27

    [30]Oct 2, 2007
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    "Joe Rogan there's something you might not know about me.....I smoke rocks" -Tyrone Bigguns
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    TVGUY2007

    [31]Nov 15, 2007
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    Im rich biotch honk honk. lmao

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    sweetmemi

    [32]Nov 17, 2007
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    "hey hey hey smoke weed everyday"

    "f**k yo couch n***a"

    "when white pple lights go off they panic, when black pple lights go on they plan it"

    theres tone more of course

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    madassmark

    [33]Jan 16, 2008
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    "f**k you son""

    "is wayne brady going to have to choke a b***h?"

    lool
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    ebbydmp

    [34]Jan 24, 2008
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    "When yo bum is leakin' you need to be seekin' ROCA pads."

    "It'll get ya drunk!"

    "Gotcha Bi***!"

    "UNITY!"
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    Rave0800

    [35]Feb 22, 2008
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    "They Never Shoulda Gave You N***as Money!!" LMAO

    Rick James: [shouting at Charlie Murphy from across a bar] Darkness!

    Rick James : CHARLIE MURPHYYYYYY!!!

    MMMMMMMMMMMH MMMMMMMMMMMMH B**ch lol

    Black White Supremisitskit [ Woogie Bogie n***er Woggie Bogie]

    Wayne Brady and the Cop "My Mother is not going to believe this ,that because she not going to know about it b**ch

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    FanOfDegrassi

    [36]Mar 10, 2008
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    Rave0800 wrote:
    Wayne Brady and the Cop "My Mother is not going to believe this ,that because she not going to know about it b**ch

    Best quote ever

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    mohamedd2

    [37]May 9, 2008
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    Kent Wallace: In the past few weeks, Clayton Bigsby accepted the fact that he is a black man. And three days ago, he filed for divorce from his wife. When we asked "Why after 19 years of marriage?" He responded, "Because she's a ****(n-word) lover."
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    Huey-J17

    [38]Aug 16, 2008
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    everything from "ask a black guy"
    (cant think of any right now and i'm too lazy)
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    DeadGuy781

    [39]Aug 25, 2008
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    Lol one of my favorites was the Wrap it up box lol
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    big4n7

    [40]Dec 9, 2008
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    favourite quotes are:

    "I'm very upset about what you said about my coat. I made it outta your mother's pubic hair"

    "White People love wayne brady cause he makes bryant gumbel look like malcolm x"

    "Why cant they make my movie.....the last n***a on earth starring tom hanks"

    "G-G-G-G-G-G-Get yo ass in the car"

    (making da band Dylan choking wyclef jean)"Your too close mon, your too close"

    and everything else.....

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