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Favorite Chappelle Show Quotes?

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    Krevlornemem

    [41]Sep 3, 2009
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    DeadGuy781 wrote:
    Lol one of my favorites was the Wrap it up box lol
    Yeah really liked that one too
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    KingofIPirates

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    Wayne Brady: "HUH? Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a *****?!"

    Silky Johnston: "First of all, I wanna thank God for giving everybody so much, and me, so little. I hate you, I hate you, and I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and nobody else, but you. And as I stand here sippin' the soda that I'm sure somebody spit in, I just wanna say yall can kiss my ass you rotten *****-******. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home and put some water in Buck Nasty's momma's dish. Good evenin'!"

    Ice T: "And the final nominee is... Silky Johnston. Silky Johnston is nominated for calling in a bomb threat at the Special Olympics"

    Silky Johnston: "I'm very upset about what you said about my coat. I made it outta your mother's pubic hair"
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    JustinRAn

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    Tyrone
    "You Know what Dog Food taste's like, Do ya? It tastes just like it smells. Delicious."

    Reparations
    "Hide the Money Ya'll, there's poor People"

    Making Da Band
    "Photo of a Midget, Holding these Balloons"

    Almost any Line Chappelle says in Whiteface, I Laugh. I'm Sorry.

    Chappelle
    "Box of Wine"
    "You can't give black people all this money and let em' loose, that could be a Potential Disaster"
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