Stan: The days not over yet, Jill, there's still tine to enjoy our beautiful clean fireplace in our clean home. Jason: And beautiful, clean children. Jill: And wonderful Charles. Buddy: Ahem. Jill: A-And Buddy. Buddy: Thank you.
(yelling at the TV) Buddy: Come on, come on! Come on! Show us the cheerleaders!
Charles: Douglas! Douglas: She came in, she sat down, she smiled at me, she's not my type anymore.
Lila: Charles, do you actually get to feel this way when you do something good for me? And you feel this good when you do something good for Jason? And you feel this good when you do something good for Douglas? Then you owe us Charles
Charles: So, when's the date? Douglas: 20 minutes. Buddy: Kid works fast.
Charles: 10 years old is right on schedule for you. Jason: Oh, and how old was right in schedule for you? Charles: I was 7. Jason: My man!
Douglas: In this book about great lovers, it says that Romeo and Juliet died for each other. Is dying for each other necessary to express love, Charles? Charles: Not today.
Douglas: I feel strange, Charles. Charles: No, Douglas, I'm asking you, you've held off puberty for 12 years what's one more day?
Charles: What is it that attracts you to that stuff, Douglas? Douglas: I'm not sure, Charles. Ever since I can remember I've been drawn to the unique.
Jason: I don't understand why I can't go to pizza playland today? Morning, Charles! Stan: Jason, because it's raining and you've been to pizza playland for the last 15 Sundays Jason: And you expect me to quit cold turkey?
Jennifer Runyon(Gwendolyn)did not appear in this episode.
S 5 : Ep 26
Aired 7/30/90 (23:00)
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