Charles in Charge

(Walter sees Charles in a hot dog costume) Walter: You know if you really want to impress a date, you should dab a little ketchup behind your ears.

Charles: Buddy, Buddy the music stopped. Buddy: I know that, I'm just straightening my underwear. Charles: It won't help it's your mind that's twisted.

Lillian: Charles, be patient Anthony is your late Aunt Rosemary's only child. Charles: Oh, oh that explains it mom, he's Rosemary's baby.

Anthony: Charles, I'd be happy to unload the food for you. Charles: Thanks Anthony. Anthony: Don't thank me, pay me the law says I get the minimum wage. Charles: The law knew what I knew you'd be doing minimum time in maximum security.

Julie: Oh, I'm sorry, Oh why can't I keep my big mouth shut. Charles: I don't know.

Adam: I give up! What's a half a dozen times a half a ton plus half a gross? Charles: Well, let's see Adam it's a... Julie: 6,072. Charles: Yeah, that's what I got.

Lillian: Now, sweetheart relax, remember it isn't whether you win or lose that counts, it's how well you treat your mother.

Buddy: Mr. Powell why don't you let Charles hide the necklace in his room? Mrs. Powell never goes down there any idiot can figure that out. Walter: You're right Lembeck an idiot just did figure that out.