Charles in Charge

Charles: I've been trying to get Stephanie back, I sent her a dozen roses, she's gotta respond to that (doorbell rings) it worked she's here, look Buddy I think we should be alone Buddy: Okay, I'll ask her to leave

Stephanie: It's a peeping Tom Charles: No, it's a peeping Adam

Jamie: I take it back Adam, you are a dork Adam: Thanks Jamie, I appreciate the emotional scars

Buddy: Dating isn't that hard, now of this girl doesn't respond to you just do what I do Charles: No, Buddy he can't offer her money

Charles: You, can't wanna strangle yourself because a girl didn't ask you to a dance Adam: I know Charles, it's because a girl did ask me to the dance I've never been on a date before, I don't know how to dress, I don't know how to act, I don't know how to dance, I can't handle it

Charles: Adam, don't runaway tonight? If you do I have to come looking for you, wait till tomorrow then I can help you pack

Jamie: Hey, how come you put a bolt on your door? Charles: Cause, I can't afford a pit bull