Charles in Charge

Charles: All I want is my own car? And my own exhaust pipe? Spider: Be cool man, Bobby will fix your exhaust pipe. Penny: Sure, Bobby's very good with cars. Arthur: Penny, Charles wants his car repaired not hot wired.

Arthur: Your gonna have to cut your overhead. Sally: How? Arthur: By firing everybody and closing the car wash. Sally: Wait a second, wait a, what about my regular customers? I mean they count on me to wash their cars? I mean what am I gonna do about them Arthur: Pray for rain?

Sally: I'm gonna tell you the truth, What's lower than garbage? Charles: Scum? Sally: What's lower than scum? Charles: Slime? Sally: Good, What's lower than slime? Charles: Nothing. Sally: Wrong? Your Uncle Vincent is lower that slime.

Sally: Believe me, I know how hard it is to run a business. Charles: Well, you seem to be doing alright, I guess Uncle Vincent left you in great shape. Sally: He just left me, my shape has always been great.

(Sally opens her birthday present to find it empty) Sally: Oh, Oh, this is gorgeous, yeah, a woman can never have too much cotton.

Sally: Who was responsible for washing his car? Bobby: Jamal? Sally: Who's Jamal? Bobby: Tyrone. Sally: Jamal's Tyrone? Bobby: No, Tyrone is Jamal, I mean that's what he wants us to call him when people are around.

Buddy: I don't know your mom had an Aunt Sally? Charles: She doesn't Buddy, I have an aunt Sally? Buddy: Oh, then she's not related to your mom.

Jamie: Charles, I am perfectly capable of taking care of the children? Sarah: Children? Jamie, your only one year older and three years shorter than I am.