Charles in Charge

Season 5 Episode 24

Almost Family

Aired Unknown Jul 30, 1990 on



  • Trivia

    • Why didn't Lillian tells us that she was a triplet, there's Lillian, Vanessa and now Sally, I wonder how many more there are

  • Quotes

    • Charles: Emily, do you wanna call me Uncle Charles?
      Emily: No?

    • Charles: All I want is my own car? And my own exhaust pipe?
      Spider: Be cool man, Bobby will fix your exhaust pipe.
      Penny: Sure, Bobby's very good with cars.
      Arthur: Penny, Charles wants his car repaired not hot wired.

    • Arthur: Your gonna have to cut your overhead.
      Sally: How?
      Arthur: By firing everybody and closing the car wash.
      Sally: Wait a second, wait a, what about my regular customers? I mean they count on me to wash their cars? I mean what am I gonna do about them
      Arthur: Pray for rain?

    • Sally: I'm gonna tell you the truth, What's lower than garbage?
      Charles: Scum?
      Sally: What's lower than scum?
      Charles: Slime?
      Sally: Good, What's lower than slime?
      Charles: Nothing.
      Sally: Wrong? Your Uncle Vincent is lower that slime.

    • Sally: Believe me, I know how hard it is to run a business.
      Charles: Well, you seem to be doing alright, I guess Uncle Vincent left you in great shape.
      Sally: He just left me, my shape has always been great.

    • (Sally opens her birthday present to find it empty)
      Sally: Oh, Oh, this is gorgeous, yeah, a woman can never have too much cotton.

    • Sally: Who was responsible for washing his car?
      Bobby: Jamal?
      Sally: Who's Jamal?
      Bobby: Tyrone.
      Sally: Jamal's Tyrone?
      Bobby: No, Tyrone is Jamal, I mean that's what he wants us to call him when people are around.

    • Buddy: I don't know your mom had an Aunt Sally?
      Charles: She doesn't Buddy, I have an aunt Sally?
      Buddy: Oh, then she's not related to your mom.

    • Jamie: Charles, I am perfectly capable of taking care of the children?
      Sarah: Children? Jamie, your only one year older and three years shorter than I am.

    • Walter: I was just giving my grandchildren their last minute instruction, if I'm gonna put them in jeopardy, I want them to be aware of the risks.
      Buddy: And it's even riskier in double jeopardy, so make sure they phrase their answers in the form of a question.

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