Charles in Charge

Patty: How did you manage to make such a great looking friend? Sarah: I moved!

Walter: Friend of yours? Charles: This is Buddy Lembeck. Walter: Well, how is it Mr. Lomcrock that your not acquainted with the infrastructure of the military? Buddy: Look, it's all I can do to meet women.

Walter: So, you're the famous Charles, huh? Charles: Famous. Walter: Ha, Ha, are you kidding the Pembroke's went on about you like, well, like you were Admiral Rickover.

Ellen: Because this isn't school honey, this is life. Sarah: Then what's school supposed to prepare you for? Ellen: College!

Jamie: What can Charles teach Sarah about meeting people that I can't? When I'm through with Sarah, she's going to be exactly like me. Sarah: Save me.

Jamie: Hey, Mom, this Charles guy, can we keep him, huh? Can we? Ellen: Jamie, he's not a dog? Jamie: That's what I'm trying to tell you.

Jamie: Who's the babe? Sarah: Charles. Jamie: The Charles, the Charles who's gonna help us grow up and make us eat our vegetables Charles, I could like this joint.

Sarah: Little Women by Louisa May Alcott is a classic. Buddy: Well, if it's a classic, I've read the cliff motes.

Charles: I know it won't take me long to put the rest of my things back in my suitcase. Jason: You don't have to. Charles: Why not? Jason: We sublet you too!

Jill: I told him I had important news about your life. Charles: He said he had important news about my wife, I told him I didn't have a wife, he said well that must be the news.