Charles: I needed professional help. Jamie: Professional? You put Buddy in charge of entertainment. He needs professional help.
Jamie: Charles, you don't look happy. Charles: Really? Maybe that's because the universe is crumbling around me. And my life right now is that greenish scum you normally find under rotting logs.
Adam: Charles, I know why women live longer than men. Charles: Why, Adam? Adam: It's because men do all the work and women just have babies. Jamie: Adam, having a baby is not easy. Adam: It is for men.
Adam: Charles, Jamie keeps calling me a male chauvinist and it's getting me mad. What's a male chauvinist? Charles: It's a guy who thinks men are better than women. Adam: Well, they are.
Jamie: So, did you guys get The Smothers Brothers? Charles: No, we didn't get The Smothers Brothers, we didn't get The Ritz Brothers, The Wright Brothers or even Dr. Joyce Brothers.
Buddy: Aunt Lillian who do you like better The MacGuire Sisters or The Dobie Brothers? Lillian: I give up. Buddy: So do I.
Charles: Mom, you have to spend money to make money. Lillian: I thought you had to make money to spend money.
(Charles and Buddy brainstorming about Sid's Grand Opening) Buddy: I got it, free Pizza at Sid's. Charles: Buddy, you don't make money by giving pizza away. Buddy: You do if charge 30 bucks for a soft drink. Charles: See, I know what happened now, you put your brain under your pillow and the tooth fairy took it.
Sandra Kerns(Ellen)did not appear in this episode.
S 5 : Ep 26
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