Charles in Charge

Buddy: I've changed, I've matured, you'd do well to start taking me seriously. Charles: Well, you certainly got me convinced.

Charles: I'm tired of meeting the wrong women, it's different for you, the wrong ones are the ones you like.

Buddy: I know a lot about her. Charles: Yeah, like what? Buddy: Well, her name is Beth. Charles: Hey, well that makes a difference Buddy of course I'll go I mean any girl named Beth is gotta be blond, blue eyed, beautiful and have a black belt in brains.

Charles: Girls are afraid to go out with you alone so you take me along on a double date and I get stuck with Jabba the Hut.

Charles: Where'd you come from? Max: Chicago. Charles: You must be exhausted.

Jamie: Your just bitter cause Laura Wilson dumped you. Charles: What, oh, where did you hear that? Jamie: Buddy told me. Charles: That's ridiculous, Jamie you believed him, No, No, No the true story is that she was getting serious about me and it scared her that's all, Laura's not ready for a serious relationship right now the little wimp.