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Lillian: We should all stop worrying about Charles let him lead his own life. Do you want to follow him or should I?
Buddy: Let's both do it.
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Buddy: I've changed, I've matured, you'd do well to start taking me seriously.
Charles: Well, you certainly got me convinced.
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Charles: I'm tired of meeting the wrong women, it's different for you, the wrong ones are the ones you like.
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Buddy: I know a lot about her.
Charles: Yeah, like what?
Buddy: Well, her name is Beth.
Charles: Hey, well that makes a difference Buddy of course I'll go I mean any girl named Beth is gotta be blond, blue eyed, beautiful and have a black belt in brains.
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Charles: Girls are afraid to go out with you alone so you take me along on a double date and I get stuck with Jabba the Hut.
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Charles: Where'd you come from?
Max: Chicago.
Charles: You must be exhausted.
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Jamie: Your just bitter cause Laura Wilson dumped you.
Charles: What, oh, where did you hear that?
Jamie: Buddy told me.
Charles: That's ridiculous, Jamie you believed him, No, No, No the true story is that she was getting serious about me and it scared her that's all, Laura's not ready for a serious relationship right now the little wimp.
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Jamie: I don't know why your being so careful, it takes us hours to bake a cake and it takes Adam a minute to eat it.