Charles in Charge

Lillian: If were not back by morning call paramedics?

Lillian: Do you hate me Charles? Charles: Oh, Mom of course not, well the outfit I hate

Lillian: You talked to your father last night, you went to a seance?

Buddy: Not until I get my dog-o-matic back Walter: Well, you win it's all yours Buddy: It worked, he went for it Walter: What a maroon

Buddy: No, Charles, a con man is after your mother, he's gonna dance her, romance her, intrance her, dump her and blitzen

Walter: That was my favorite tie Lembeck, it went with everything Charles: Now, it'll go with onions, relish and mustard

Sarah: What are you going to tell your children when they ask you why you destroyed the environment? Charles: Look, don't worry Sarah, if Buddy reproduces the planets already doomed

Lillian: They said we're not supposed to buy anything new for six months Buddy: Oh, it's too late Charles already bought a machine from a travelling salesman that turns everything into a weinee Charles: Except for Buddy who's already a weinee

Buddy: Wait a minute, Charles, I'm seeing another vision, someone will enter that door and that someone is Jamie Lee Curtis, Jamie Lee I love you, oh I love you Walter: Oh, Lembeck, that's twice you've touched me today now I'll have to boil my clothes

Buddy: Charles, where are you hit boy? Charles: I'm not hit Buddy: Geez, what a lousy shot

Buddy: Can I come by tomorrow and get your stereo? Charles: Over my dead body? Buddy: Thanks

Lillian: Oh, Charles, come on, your a level headed young man, you can't believe that, I mean there's no, this fortune stuff, it's a fake nobody can see into the future Buddy: Hi, Aunt Lillian? Hi, Charles? Lillian: Buddy, who's gonna win the World Series?

Buddy: Excuse me, I have to go to the men's room Charles: Wait a minute, how'd you know? Buddy: I always know when I have to go to the men's room

Buddy: A man will appear to you, a famous man, he'll be green Charles: Would you describe him as a jolly giant or an incredible hulk?

Miss Spelling: Welcome to the school of Psychic Research, I'm Miss Spelling Buddy: Oh, don't feel bad I can't spell either