Charles in Charge

Charles: Your supposed to be at the play rehearsal? Buddy: I can't walk Charles. Charles: That's because your not standing up. Buddy: The last time I stood up you knocked me down.

Walter: Alright, now let me take a look at this leg, uh. Buddy: Aah! Uh! Walter: Would you be a man Lambeck, during the war I fought an entire battle standing on two broken legs. Buddy: Whose were they? Walter: Let me know when he's regained consciousness.

Buddy: Oh, you have a date here tomorrow tonight. Charles: Yeah. Buddy: Oh, I forgot, my leg isn't important your date comes first. Charles: No, Buddy, getting you out of here comes first.

Adam: If it's broken how come the jagged bone isn't sticking out of his ankle. Jamie: Adam, you are the prince of grossness. Adam: Thank you.

Ellen: Adam, stop playing with your food? Adam: I'm not playing, I'm trying to get it to look like pizza.

Charles: Let me ask you something, how important is this play to you? Buddy: How important is a parachute to a skydiver? Well, how important is water to a carp? How important are balls to a tennis player?

Buddy: Charles, I got a part in the school play, and there's my talented sexy co-star now. Lauren: Now, do you see why death is so attractive?

Charles: Please let it be Lauren, please let her have the part. Lauren: I wish I were dead. Charles: Please pay attention when I beg.

Adam: Maybe it's Sid, Sid delivers. Charles: No, it's probably Lauren. Adam: Maybe she's bringing me a pizza, Does Lauren deliver? Charles: One can only hope.

Buddy: I got the lead in the class play. Walter: Say that is good news, now here's the bad news I don't care.

Ellen: Here Adam open this can of beans okay. Adam: Wax beans oh, yuck why would anybody put wax on beans? Charles: So they'll slide down your throat without leaving skid marks.