Charles in Charge

Lillian: Oh, wow, this is really exciting, it's like an old Judy Garland-Mickey Rooney movie. Buddy: Yeah, maybe we can rent a barn and put on a cow? Walter: Better yet Lembeck, why don't you rent a padded cell, and put on a straight jacket.

Jamie: You know I think maybe you could be Adam's lovely assistant tonight, I'll just work in the ticket booth. Sarah: Why? Jamie: To give people their money back when they walk out.

Sarah: It's not the end of the world Adam? Buddy: The show will go on Adam, I'm gonna direct this show? Sarah: I lied? It is the end of the world.

Adam: Well, that's too bad Sarah, see I was going to let you be my lovely assistant and wear a beautiful costume. Jamie: You want Sarah to be your lovely assistant? Well, what am I the elephant man? Adam: I don't know why don't you take off your mask and we'll find out.

Buddy: They're throwing a fund raising variety show and your invited? Charles: But, I don't wanna go to a fund raising variety show, I wanna go to Princeton.

Lillian: Charles, your losing your buttons? Charles: Why wouldn't I Mom, why wouldn't I, the mailman is late again and this clock is covering for him.