Charles in Charge

Charles: What's this grease doing in my haif? What am I doing wearing these clothes? Jamie: Oh, Charles you're back? Charles: What, my back is hurt too?

Jamie: What will bring him back from that state? Nurse Bennett: Oh, time, therapy a Greyhound bus (laughs) just joking

Buddy: What does that got to do with anything, I bump my head all the time and I'm not crazy

Walter: Where are you two lovebirds going? Tiffany: Oh, were planning on spending a glorious weekend in lovely downtown Newark Walter: Oh, really? Are all the hotels sold out on Devil's Island

Jamie: Grandpa, Charles had no right to get married Walter: Of course he did he's a grown man Adam: He's gonna move out isn't he? Walter: Well, not necessarily he's gotta live someplace and this is his home Adam: What about Tiffany? Where's she gonna live? Walter: Anywhere she likes, except here

Walter: Kids, were gonna have to face the facts, Charles is a married man now, sure he sang to the depths of hell and destroyed every hope he might have for any future happiness, but that's what marriage is all about

Buddy: Oh, cheer up Aunt Lillian, look on the bright side you havent't lost a son, you've gained a bimbo Lillian: Waaaah!