Charles in Charge

Jill: How was the trip? Charles: Let's just say I was exposed to a lot of new things.

Gwendolyn: Oh, Mr. Asuka, it's just awful, it's Charles and Buddy they're in jail Mr. Asuka: Hai, yi, yi, yi.

Lila: Have you seen my emery boards? Jason: What's an emery board? Lila: These! Until you rubbed the sandpaper off, now they're tongue depressors.

Gwendolyn: Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, so hard to dress yourself when your mother's not around to help you.

Gwendolyn: Yes, hello, this is Gwendolyn Pierce in room 17, listen there are a bunch of guys in our room. Woman: What'd they say? Gwendolyn: They said we must be fast workers.

Gwendolyn: Room 17 is our room. Charles: I think we have a little problem Gwendolyn they've given room 17 to all of us.

Jason: (to Lila) Cool! You look like Elvira! Charles: She looks more like Howard Hughes.

Charles: Now, I'm a little short. Gwendolyn: Well, how short? Charles: I'm 20 dollars short from the book, and Douglas didn't pay me the five dollars he owes me and on top of that he wants me to loan him another 10 dollars so he can become a father. Buddy: These kids today.

Jill: We had a deal with Lila, if she got straight A's on her report card she could get nails. Jason: It's still not fair. Douglas: Get used to it son, life stinks then you die.