Buddy: So, where's Elliott? Charles: Oh, he moved into his dorm. Buddy: Don't tell me Baily Hall, right? Charles: Yes, how did you know? Buddy: All the winkers live there.
Charles: O.k., Elliott you want to give the boys candy and cigars that's fine, the worst that'll happen is they'll get a belly ache and smell like my Uncle Ralph's suit.
Gwendolyn: Oh, Charles, I got two wonderful courses already, are you happy with what you got? Charles: I've got trouble Gwendolyn. Gwendolyn: What? Charles: Because at this very moment, Elliott could be teaching Jason how to recite limericks that begin with "There once was a woman from Fargo".
Charles: Buddy, what's wrong? Buddy: I won't take a course if you have to read more than 5 books, because I won't read them and then I'll be forced to cheat and I don't cheat Charles. Charles: It's good to know your a man of principles Buddy. Buddy: Come on we got to cut in this line over here.
Charles: I don't think he's ready for coffee yet, do you? Elliott: Sure, why not? Charles: I don't know, doesn't it stunt your growth or something? Jason: That's ridiculous Charles, I've been drinking coffee for 30 years.
Buddy: Uh, Sociology, 121, please Man: O.k., here's you course card, and here's your reading list. Buddy: You have to read all those books. Man: Yes. Buddy: No, thanks.
Charles: What are you so excited about? Buddy: Registration, every girl on campus in one spot at the same time, openly declaring where they're gonna be every minute of every school day, I just love the American educational system.
Douglas: I'll be back in a thousand years. Jill: Get milk.
Jason: You shouldn't be happy out loud, my father always says, "Whenever he compliments something out loud it always breaks". Charles: Yeah, but I was complimenting my life. Jason: Goodbye, Charles.
Lila: I'm ready for my survival weekend? Gwendolyn: Oh, I went on one of those for school Lila, a whole class of girls alone in the forest with nothing to fear but the wild animals. Lila: What wild animals? Charles: The whole class of boys in the next forest.
Scott Baio's brother Mario Baio appears in this episode.
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