Charles in Charge

Buddy: Wait a minute Charles, you can't leave now, Mr. Powell said somebody had to supervise me in the kitchen and Sarah's too busy, and your the only one here except me and I'm too busy to supervise myself.

Charles: Where's Sarah? Buddy: I don't know. Charles: Well, let's go find her Buddy: Oh, should I take my dough with me? Charles: No, it can use my credit card.

Sarah: Charles, you gave Russell to me, you can't take him back now.

Buddy: Nothings happening, this thing is a dud. Walter: Your the only dud in this room Lembeck.

Buddy: So, how does this fire extinguisher work? Walter: Well, it's so easy an idiot can follow these instructions, that means you Lembeck.

Charles: Buddy, what are you doing? Buddy: I'm getting ready to bake a boysenberry pie. Charles: In this kitchen, your dreaming. Buddy: I am, then where are all the naked women.