Lillian: There's only two hours till show time, I have to have an authentic Elvis up on that stage. Charles: Uh, mama, Uh, mom, unfortunately Buddy and I are the only two choices you have. Lillian: Your wrong Charles, I only have one choice I'm gonna go bankrupt, lose my business and end up a bag lady.
Charles: This place is gonna be jammed with people expecting to see Elvis and the guy's not showing up. Buddy: Charles, relax, he'll show up Elvis Presley is a pro. Charles: The late Elvis Presley is a pro. Buddy: Okay, so he's late, better late than never.
Charles: Adam, What are you doing? Adam: I'm in the Elvis souvenir business, I can sell these pictures to my friends for a bundle. Charles: That's not the real Elvis. Adam: Doesn't matter he's in show business and my friends are stupid.
Charles: I'm crazy about her, I date her a lot. Buddy: Yeah, maybe so but your afraid to be alone with her. Charles: That's ridiculous, I was alone with her two nights ago. Buddy: What, at the game, there were 40,000 other people there. Charles: Hey, I didn't invite them.
Walter: I'm Walter Powell, you'll be staying in Charles room, do whatever you like, just don't do it from the waist down. Elvis: Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh-huh. Walter: I'm glad we understand each other.
Jamie: Charles, are you finally off the phone, I'm expecting a call. Charles: Jamie, I was on the phone for two minutes, two minutes is all a woman needs to lay enough guilt on a man to last him the rest of his life. Jamie: I can do it in one minute.
Walter: Hello, Lillian, Charles, Anthony, Daffy.
Lillian: Good morning Charles, I have solved my problem. Charles: Yes, you're sending Anthony to Military School.
Buddy: Charles, what's the deal I thought you liked Stephanie? Charles: Well, I do I love Stephanie. Buddy: Well, then why don't you show her you love her. Charles: My eggs are burned. Buddy: That's the oldest line in the book.
Sandra Kerns(Ellen)did not appear in this episode.
In this episode, Ellen Travolta's character portrays Elvis for a short time. She also had a role in a flop of a movie called Elvis in 1979.
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