Jason: Jason sets, Jason shoots. Charles: Jason dies if he breaks anything.
Lila: Now, Buddy, think, what comes after Q? Buddy: Tip.
(Charles catches Jason eating candy from a jar) Jason: Charles, you're ruining my endorsement! Charles: Yes, Jason, but I'm saving your teeth and superstars have teeth. Jason: Not in hockey?
Jill: Uh...the man, you're daughter is thinking about becoming a hood this year. Stan: Oh, isn't that nice.
Charles: Okay, everybody look what time it is, better hurry up, you'll be late for school. Jason and Lila: Oh, no! Late for school!
Lila: I want to expand my horizons, I want to fall in with a new group of people. Jason: Why don't you become a hood?
Douglas: Alright! Who stole my incredible hulk underoos?
Stan: Charles, I'm 35 years old, my daughter is thinking about becoming a hood this year, and even though I'd like to think of myself as a liberal father, I would sleep better knowing she was learning home economics and not how to knock off a gas station.
Buddy: This institute of higher learning is offering us the chance to spend our afternoons with wet women in bathing suits, Don't you love college? Charles: Oh, yeah, and they even have classes there, too.
Charles: Lila, cheerleaders do not beg, now you don't see the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders beg, do you? Lila: Dallas Cowboy cheerleader? Charles, I wouldn't need R's if I had theirs.
NOTE: This episode guest stars Julianne McNamara in a cameo role. Miss McNamara won an Olympics gold medal in the uneven parallel bars, a silver medal in individual floor exercises and another silver medal in the overall U.S. gymnastics team event.
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