Charles in Charge

Amanda: You know this family dinner was a great idea, we should do it all again sometime Michael: Yeah, why don't we get together once a year for a reunion? Steve: We'll call you, Michael?

Michael: You see, there not just a pair of high tops, there my passport to success. Steve: (California accent) Oh, I didn't know that.

Elaine: I thought you liked Julie? Melanie: I do? But I don't like her being Tina's friend. Steve: Well, you can always put Tina in a cage and keep her in your room? Oh, but then you'd have to feed her, and we all remember what happened to the pet turtle.

Elaine: Steve, wait? Charity begins at home? Steve: How much do the kids need this time?

Melanie: Michael, what's a croation? Michael: A croation? It's, you know like a lobster or a crab? Melanie: Oh, but I thought they were called crustations? Michael: See, that's why I'm in high school and your not.

Steve: If anyone needs me I'll be at the office? Amanda: But, Dad this is Saturday? Steve: Yeah, I know somebody's got to work overtime to keep you in shopping money Amanda: That's right, what are you waiting for get going

Michael: But, first I gotta get some food, I haven't eaten since 3 o'clock Amanda: It's been two hours since your last feeding? No wonder your head doesn't work?

Buddy: Hey, Mr. Powell, I made a one celled animal? Walter: Lembeck, you are a one celled animal?