Buddy: You know Charles, I think I'll visit my cousin Amanda next week?
Charles: You have a cousin Amanda?
Buddy: Yeah, he's a terrific guy, strange wardrobe but his hearts in the right place.
Amanda: You know this family dinner was a great idea, we should do it all again sometime
Michael: Yeah, why don't we get together once a year for a reunion?
Steve: We'll call you, Michael?
Michael: You see, there not just a pair of high tops, there my passport to success.
Steve: (California accent) Oh, I didn't know that.
Elaine: I thought you liked Julie?
Melanie: I do? But I don't like her being Tina's friend.
Steve: Well, you can always put Tina in a cage and keep her in your room? Oh, but then you'd have to feed her, and we all remember what happened to the pet turtle.
Elaine: Steve, wait? Charity begins at home?
Steve: How much do the kids need this time?
Melanie: Michael, what's a croation?
Michael: A croation? It's, you know like a lobster or a crab?
Melanie: Oh, but I thought they were called crustations?
Michael: See, that's why I'm in high school and your not.
Steve: If anyone needs me I'll be at the office?
Amanda: But, Dad this is Saturday?
Steve: Yeah, I know somebody's got to work overtime to keep you in shopping money
Amanda: That's right, what are you waiting for get going
Michael: But, first I gotta get some food, I haven't eaten since 3 o'clock
Amanda: It's been two hours since your last feeding? No wonder your head doesn't work?
Buddy: Hey, Mr. Powell, I made a one celled animal?
Walter: Lembeck, you are a one celled animal?
Charles: Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, stop, Buddy stop, you can't afford to lose any more air, your brains not getting enough oxygen as it is.
Nicole Eggert(Jamie)plays her identical cousin Amanda in this episode.
Sandra Kerns(Ellen)did not appear in this episode.