Charles in Charge

Stephanie: Okay, Buddy let's get it popping Buddy: I-I can't, I-I don't have a driver's licence Stephanie: Okay, I'll pop the corn, you watch for the State Troopers

Buddy: What is it were celebrating? Charles: The fact that, that woman is out of my life Buddy: Jamie? Charles: Yes, you see I gotten rid of Jamie and Alex, that leaves only one thorn in my side

Lillian: This morning, this sweetest girl came by the diner and she volunteered to give me health food recipes, to make a long story short I hired her Charles: No, No, Mom, you can't, you didn't Lillian: Son, I can, I did

Charles: That was not Alex in the backyard that was Mr. Powell, now think I know it's hard. Does Alex look like Mr. Powell? Buddy: How will I know your the one who shared a tent with

Lillian: Hi, Stephanie Stephanie: Hi! Lillian: This is my little nephew Anthony and he wanted to meet you Stephanie: Hi, Anthony Anthony: Wo! Wo! Wo! Charles: Wo! Wo! Wo! What kind of talk, nobody says Wo! Wo! Wo! Anthony: What do you mean? That kid on Happy Days always said Wo! Wo! Wo! Charles: What did he know he was a weinee

Charles: Jamie, your not fat? Buddy: Actually your short Jamie: Oh, great I'm short and fat

Buddy: What went on up there was last night? Charles: Nothing Buddy: Oh, really? Well, it seems to me the passion was intents, Ah-ha, you get it intents, t-e-n-t I'm sorry I can't help it my mouth is totally uninhibited Charles: It's your mind that's totally uninhabited