Charles in Charge

Jamie: Sarah, my troubles are over, I found the lip gloss to go with my raspberry sweater. Sarah: Oh, good, that should end world hunger.

Hank: Yo, pops, I'm Hank Holloway from down the block, you got a grandson. Walter: Yeah. Hank: Karate champion, did some time in prison. Walter: I don't think so he's 12, I would've noticed.

Charles: Well, Kevin was certainly prepared when Adam attacked him. Walter: Right! Adam attacked Kevin? Charles: That's right, excuse me. Walter: My grandson, Adam Yamamoto.

Gina: Hi, I'm Gina Delfubio, I've really looked forward to meeting you Charles. Herman: So have I Charles.

Herman: I'm looking for a wimp named Charles. Buddy: Oh, well, you must have the wrong house, the wimps live two blocks over.

Ellen: I remember once when I was feeling insecure and inferior, I sat down and I wrote everything about myself that I liked. Sarah: Was that when you were my age? Ellen: No, it was last Thursday.

Charles: Why don't you sit down with Kevin and talk it out, who knows maybe you'll find you have something in common. Adam: We do have something in common, we both hate each other.

Ellen: Hi, Charles? How was your day? Charles: Oh, it was great, just a couple of small problems, Kevin Holloway pummeled Adam with eggs and, uh, Mr. Powell's giving Adam war lessons now. Ellen: Eggs! War lessons! Anything else, Charles? Charles: Uh, Sarah's acting a little strange. Ellen: How strange? Charles: Well, the last thing she said was "Men are animals". Ellen: Good, then she's not totally irrational.

Sarah: I don't believe what I'm hearing, you're judging a woman by totally physical standards, a great poet once said "Beauty is only skin deep". Buddy: Actually, we hadn't planned on going much deeper than that.

Walter: What have you two done to my grandson? Charles: It was more than action sir Walter: Gunshot sailor? Charles: Eggshot, sir.

Buddy: Why's he slimy? Charles: He jumped in front of a speeding egg. Buddy: Oh, welcome to the real world Adam.