Charles in Charge

Charles: The entire future if Sid's rests in the mouths of people I've never even heard of. Buddy: Charles, they won't all be people that we've never heard of, the roving gourmet will be there and we heard of him. Charles: Buddy, you know what there are splinters in the windmills of your mind.

Charles: I just invite the little tyke to come to Sid's Pizza Parlor tonight, how'd you like to come along too? Walter: Well, thank you Charles but I'd really rather have my nose bitten off by a wolverine.

Dino: Charles, come here, is he alright? Charles: Oh, well Buddy's just uh... how can I put this he's whimsical, he's quick-sodded, theorial. Dino: Just give to me one syllable. Charles: He's nuts. Dino: Thanks.

Buddy: Charles, Charles I have some bad news. Charles: What, No, No Buddy my mom's here please remember what I told you everything is perfect there is no bad news. Buddy: Oh, okay Charles I have some good news your mother's about to lose her business and be sent to a home for impoverished widows. Charles: Do you have an embezzler in your memory bank Buddy?

Charles: Mom, why don't you just come out and say it, you don't trust me to run Sid's Pizza Parlor while your gone. Lillian: I don't trust you to run Sid's Pizza Parlor while I'm gone.