Charles in Charge

Lillian: You talked to your father last night, were you at a seance?

Buddy: Not until I get my dog-o-matic back Walter: Well, you win, it's all yours Buddy: It worked, he went for it Walter: What a maroon

Buddy: No, Charles, a con man is after your mother, he's gonna dance her, romance her, intrance her, dump her and blitzen

Walter: That was my favorite tie Lembeck, it went with everything Charles: Now, it'll go with onions, relish and mustard

Sarah: What are you going to tell your children when they ask you why you destroyed the environment? Charles: Look, don't worry Sarah, if Buddy reproduces the planets already doomed

Lillian: They said not to buy anything new for six months Buddy: Oh, it's too late, Charles already bought a machine from a travelling salesman that turns everything into a weinee Charles: Except for Buddy who's already a weinee

Frankie: Almost married her, decided to marry her as a matter of fact, but I made a big mistake, introduced her to my best friend and he married her Charles: That bum Lillian: He's talking about your father Charles: Oh, yeah, he's a great guy