Charles in Charge

Buddy: Hey...sugar mama, you and me hot tub, See? Nothing, Where are you from sweetcakes? Finland? Czechoslavakia? Woman: London.

Stan: Did you and Gwendolyn work everything out? Charles: Everything is worked out, and I'm ready to take on the world (doorbell chimes). Buddy: Why good evening Mr. Pembroke, and may I say what a pleasure it is too see you again, Sir. Stan: Charles...it's the world.

Jill: Good night, Douglas. Douglas: You can't see me. I'm invisible.

Jill: Oh, really, Charles, you plan on doing some prowling tonight? Charles: Yes, I owe it to Gwendolyn to prowl my heart out.

Buddy: You know Charles, tonight happens to be the meeting of the female foreign exchange students, we can start with the girls who don't speak english Charles: Why? Buddy: Because we can say anything we want to them and they won't understand us, and because we won't understand them when they tell us no. Charles: Buddy, "you filthy pig" sounds the same in any language.

Charles: You mean you understand that Gwendolyn and I are doing the mature and sensible thing? Buddy: No, I understand that Charles and I are free to go down to the student union and meet women our mother's would be ashamed of.

Charles: Don't move. Gwendolyn: Why? Charles: I'm on the verge of a scientific breakthrough.

Jason: Douglas, Douglas, I love you like a brother, but don't do anything to embarrass... (looks at what Douglas is wearing) forget it

Gwendolyn: Charles, I had realized that we've been going much too fast, much to soon. Charles: You know you get too hot too fast, you'll burn up. Stan: Would you like us to hose you down?