Douglas: Will you teach me how to dance? Stan: Well, Douglas, I'm not that good. Douglas: Come on, "Feets" we know all about you.
Buddy: Charles, I hit the mother load! Brittany Hampton III. Charles: You got your computer date already? Buddy: This is not just a date, Charles, this is a beautiful woman with Roman numerals after her name, they might as well be dollar signs.
Charles: Hey, slugger! Boy it looks like you had a rough game? Lila: The coach says there's only two things keeping me from becoming a great softball player. Charles: Oh, that's good. Lila: I can't throw and I can't catch.
Michelle: Oh, but, look I'd really like to go with you, couldn't we say in three weeks. Charles: Well, I'm kinda hungry, I don't think I can wait that long.
Charles: Jason? Jason: Nothing, thank you, I'm not hungry. Charles: Douglas? Douglas: Nothing, thank you, I'm not hungry. Charles: Oh, come on have a little something. Jason: O.k. I'll have a steak. Douglas: Me, too.
Jason: Come on, Douglas, we can play G.I. Joe. Douglas: I want to learn how to dance? Jason: O.K., we can play G.I. Joe goes on Soul Train.
Jill: (to Jason) Is that from the play, or did you grow it?
Jason: Charles, guess who I am for the school play? Charles: Uh, one of the Smith Brothers.
Buddy: I figure if you answer the questions the right way, you can end up with some girl that's incredibly rich and beautiful. Charles: Right? A woman so rich and so beautiful that the only way she could get a man was to resort to computer dating. Buddy: That's what I'm praying for.
Charles: I've got to wax this floor, then I've got to do the grocery shopping, take the clothes to the cleaners by 10:30, go on a date and get back here by 12:00 Buddy: Who died and made you Cinderella.
Jennifer Runyon(Gwendolyn)did not appear in this episode.
S 5 : Ep 26
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