Buddy: You and I are gonna be the judges in the Miss New Brunswick beauty pageant? Charles: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Now, I'd run after him but my legs are stuck together.
Walter: You could've voted for one of my grandchildren. Charles: Sir, I know I could've but which one? Walter: Oh, I see what you mean, you did the right thing Charles, now they'll hate you, I can live with that.
Sarah: I've just entered the stupid beauty contest to blow the top off of it. Adam: Great, I love a topless beauty contest.
Adam: I wanna apologize, I should never even asked for 50 bucks, your like family Charles. Charles: Thanks Adam. Adam: And your in luck because this week I am running a family special, for the low-low price of 39.95 I will keep your life from becoming a living nightmare.
Charles: Great, Great, Now I got two girlfriends in the contest, Buddy I can't win. Buddy: Of course you can't, you can't even enter the contest is for girls only.
Jamie: Charles, I've turned this house upside down looking for my math book? Have you seen it? Charles: No, but I'm surprised that your looking for it.
Adam: Well, are you gonna do the right thing or what? Charles: Well, I'm trying to do the right thing Adam, I just have to treat each woman with the courtesy and the respect that she deserves. Adam: I don't care about your bimbo problems?
Lillian: Sweetheart, do you really think I'm making a big mistake in having the beauty contest here. Charles: Yeah, Mom I do? Lillian: Well, if you feel that strongly about it, go over and tell those girls filling out their applications that the contest is off. Charles: Gladly, excuse me, excuse me ladies I have something to say, welcome to our beauty pageant my name is Charles and I'll be one of the judges.
Charles: No, No, way Buddy are you kidding me, if Wendy and Valerie find out I'm judging a beauty contest they'd kill me. Buddy: So what? 20 beautiful women is worth a little death.
Sandra Kerns(Ellen)did not appear in this episode.
The title of this episode alludes to the biblical saying, "Judge not, lest ye be judged."
S 5 : Ep 26
Aired 7/30/90 (23:00)
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Aired 7/13/90 (23:00)
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