Charles in Charge

Sarah: At least Charles is doing something worthwhile. Jamie: No, Sarah, taking us to a movie is worthwhile, standing around in a cage is something a monkey could do.

Christine: I'm Christine Coolidge, Channel 3 News? Who are you? Stanley: Nobody, I'm not even here.

Charles: Do you have a cage? Buddy: No? Charles: You should.

Lillian: Hiya, Sarah? I have to take your measurements? Sarah: You better measure him for a cage Aunt Lillian. Lillian: I don't knit cages, only sweaters.

Charles: Last time I saw you, you were in a psychiatric hospital? Stanley: That's terribly funny, I only went there to rest Charles, I've been under a lot of pressure, I was tired, I was overworked. Charles: I understand. Stanley: Plus I've been getting a lot of very bad advice from my cocker spaniel.

Charles: You go get tickets to the Rocky Horror Picture Show and I'll go look for animals down at Copeland College, okay. Buddy: Well, okay, but the animals are going to have to get their own tickets, I'm not a magician you know.

Charles: Oh, good Buddy your off your head? Walter: No, No, No, Charles, he's out of his head, he's off his rocker.