Charles: Buddy, unlock us.
Buddy: With what? You have the key.
Charles: Why would I have the key? It's your lock.
Buddy: I provided the lock. The least you could do is provide the key.
Charles: When you buy a lock a key is supposed to come with it.
Buddy: Not if the lock is on sale.
Charles: Buddy, a lock without a key is worthless.
Buddy: It's worth more than a key without a lock.
Charles: Not to us. We'd much rather have a key.
Buddy: Then you should have bought one. I can't do everything Charles.
Charles: Wrong, you can't do ANYTHING!!!