Charles in Charge

Charles: It's amazing how much you look like Buddy. Dudley: Really? We didn't look at all alike 15 years ago, we were much younger and shorter. Charles: Uh-huh? Your definitely Buddy's cousin.

Karl: Some maniac is climbing up the side of the building? Dudley: Um, that's not a maniac sir, that's a human fly. Karl: Then I'll call a SWAT team.

Dudley: Quit being such a baby! If I jumped every time a woman turned me down, I'd be a kangaroo by now.

Charles: You know it's amazing, if you had darker or fewer brains, you'd look just like Buddy. Dudley: Thanks!

Dudley: Mitchell, Mitchell, we've died and gone to heaven? Mitchell: No, Dudley, we've lived and gone to hell.

Buddy: She's a whatcha call it, one of those people that likes to explore caverns. Charles: Splonker? Buddy: Not yet? But I'm hoping too once I get her in the cave.