Jason: When things go wrong you should smile, because life's too good to go through it upset. Charles: That is very smart advice Jason, and you know what I think I'll follow it. Jason: I'm glad because I think I broke your stereo.
(Charles and Gwendolyn waiting for the results) Gwendolyn: Charles, if we don't stop pacing on this carpet, one of us is going to get electrocuted.
Charles: I don't think you should be wasting our money on things like trips to Atlantic City. Elliot: A trip to Atlantic City is very educational Charles, we can study the sea, the sand and the casinos.
Douglas: Charles, congratulate me, the music's working, Chuck and Di are dancing. Charles: Who's Chuck and Di? Douglas: The frogs, I figured if I could get them on a first name basis, it might help them get started Charles: Good thinking, Douglas Douglas: Finally... I'm going to be a frog uncle.
Gwendolyn: That Charles, he is so dedicated, there is no crisis too small. Buddy: Not only that he loves pistachio ice cream.
Bradley: Well, I wonder why I can't even park in the library parking lot on the day of the game? They use it for crowd overflow. Tony: So, what's wrong with that? Who wants to be at the library on the day of a game anyway.
Jill: Elliot is running for freshman president. Stan: Well, he can't win. Buddy: Why not? Stan: Well, for one thing, he's 10 minutes slow.
Elliot: Drinks... are on me! (to Charles) Care to rebut?
Charles: You can't turn your back on your whole generation, Lila? Lila: Let them eat cake.
Charles: You of all people have to set an example. Gwendolyn: Why? Charles: Because you have the best student body there is.
Jason: Oh, Charles, I wish I went to your school. Gwendolyn: Jason, even you couldn't handle recess all the time. Jason: Try me.
Douglas: I don't know why their teaching me how frogs reproduce. Jason: Probably, because they know what kind of girl your gonna end up with.
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