Charles in Charge

Yvette: Okay, let's say your looking for a new white sweater? And they're are two to choose from, one's Cashmere and the other's Wool? Which one do you buy? Sarah: Neither one I already have a white sweater.

Walter: Hi, you two wanna join us? Charles: Uh, No, Sir we're not together, I know we seem to be together, but uh, together we're apart. Walter: You don't seem to be together, but I suggest, get it together because you seem to be falling apart.

Charles: I should not try to pick your friends for you okay. Jamie: Well, if you really mean that you'll help me get into the club. Charles: Fine what do I have to do Jamie: Well, just break up with Stacy? Charles: You want me to break up with her, oh thank you Jamie.

Jamie: She says I can't get into the club cause your her new boyfriend? Charles: Her boyfriend that's ridiculous, she's just a kid like you except she's boring, self-centered and totally without human value.

Stacy: Jamie, we have to talk okay, the club is voting on new members tonight? Jamie: Tonight? Oh, that's so exciting, so what are my chances are of getting in. Stacy: Slim to none.

Charles: You know if you really wanna avoid that kind of public humiliation, why don't you guys go bowling with the family Stacy: No, thanks bowling is a little too plebeian for my taste. Charles: Mine too? I prefer a good burping contest.