Buddy: When God made Gwendolyn Pierce, that's when he knew he was God.
Jill: Listen, Charles, why don't you just invite her over here? Charles: Here? But what about the children? They'll see her, they'll know. Jill: The children know everything Charles, we have cable TV.
Buddy: I'm Charles' friend? Jill: Yes, your the one Lila calls, wait a minute what is it? Buddy: And because I'm Charles' friend I have a responsibility to tell you he has a date tonight? Jill: Goon Machine, that's it.
Charles: Look, I'm having a friend over okay, and she's a lady. Douglas: What? Jason: Female carbon unit.
Douglas: Caveman! Jason: Space mutant! Douglas: Brutal beast! Jason: Adopted! Douglas: Charles! Charles: You weren't adopted. Jason: Then they made a mistake at the hospital.
Jill: I want you guys on your best behavior tonight? Any questions? Jason: Yeah, Mom, when Douglas was born was the circus in town?
Gwendolyn: You kissed me! Charles: Yeah, and you kissed me back. Gwendolyn: Oh, friendly, I kissed you friendly, Charles you meant your kiss. Charles: Well, yeah I meant my kiss, I always mean my kiss, well except for an Aunt I have who didn't believe in electrolysis, she's dead now and I've always felt badly about it.
Charles: Hi...hello...hi, simple as that. Gwendolyn: Hello, Charles. Charles: Hi...hello...hi, simple as that.
Buddy: So, where are you taking her tonight? Charles: Well, I thought we'd start off with an intimate dinner at some cozy little out of the way. Buddy: (makes buzzer sound) Hey, out of the way is were you go when your Aunt Harriet fixes you up with something from the plant world.
Lila: Charles! Charles: Lila! Lila: Alexander Morgan. Buddy: No, Buddy Lembeck. Lila: Not you, Goon Machine.
Season 1 shows are on CBS.
S 5 : Ep 26
Aired 7/30/90 (23:00)
S 5 : Ep 25
Aired 7/30/90 (23:00)
S 5 : Ep 24
Aired 7/30/90 (23:00)
S 5 : Ep 23
Aired 7/13/90 (23:00)
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