Charles in Charge

Jamie: What deep psychological reason did he have for going down to Sid's when he knew it was already over? Adam: Maybe he hates pizza? Maybe he hates me?

Jamie: Light. Sarah: Dark. Jamie: Window. Sarah: Pane. Jamie: Sister. Sarah: Pain.

Charles: Where's the Hawaiian band? Buddy: Look don't worry Charles, it's in the bag. Charles: Good, what time are they gonna be here? Buddy: They are here, the Hawaiian band is in the bag. Charles: What did they like dehydrate on the trip over?

Buddy: Charles, eating is how mother nature keeps us from dying. I didn't invent it, I just perfected it

Buddy: This is such an injustice, such a travesty, such a uh, what's the technical word Charles? Charles: Bummer.

Ellen: Are you two still at it? How long does it take to play one game of chess? Walter: Ellen, this is very complicated you have to remember every detail. Ellen: Whose move is it? Walter: Well, that's the detail we're trying to remember.

Charles: You know when I come to Sid's, I feel like a king and this is my castle. Buddy: Don't look now king, but a knight just took your queen.

Buddy: What they can't do that your father owns this property. Sid: No, he leases it from the college. Buddy: That's what I said they can't do that your father leases this property.

Buddy: It's the wrong side turn it over. Charles: 555-0927 Yeah, Buddy, I've seen numbers before I'm not thrilled.

Charles: I'll call every girl I know. Buddy: Me too. Charles: Don't bother she's probably busy tonight.