Buddy: Rules were made to protect us. Jamie: Yeah, we know, we love having rules. Buddy: You do? Then why am I here? Charles: For comedy relief.
Charles: Sarah, you know I changed my mind? Preston can stay in my room? Sarah: Oh, thank you Charles, he'll be really happy. Buddy: And really surprised. Charles: I just hope he isn't hungry? Jamie: Preston? Charles: No, the snake?
Jamie: Charles, would you please tell Sarah to leave me alone? Charles: I can't no rules. Sarah: Tell Jamie to get these people outta here? Charles: Sorry wrong number.
Adam: I have one problem Charles? Charles: What's that? Adam: I just found out that snakes like this one only eat live mice, I can't feed live mice to a live snake? Charles: Oh, sure you can Adam, Just tell the mice that there are no rules?
Charles: Can you come over tonight? Buddy: No? Charles: No? Buddy: Well, okay but I can only stay for a little while, I got another sorority party to go to, last night I got to drive home the beautiful but intoxicated Connie Adams, we have a very close relationship Charles my next step is to get her to stop drinking so she'll recognize me in the daytime.
Buddy: Charles! Charles! This designated driver program is incredible last night I got to drive home the beautiful but intoxicated Marie Baxter, she really likes me Charles, she looked me right in the eye and said (speaking gibberish). Charles: Good, Good, Now you both speak the same language.
Ellen: Oh, I'm sorry Charles, but between the kids constant complaining and your unrelenting cheerfulness, that was the most stressful three weeks of my entire life.
Charles: Tell Uncle Buddy here how much fun we had sitting around the campfire singing those old folk songs. Jamie: You sang Charles, we listened, now when do you call "Born to be Wild" an old folk song.
Buddy: Hey! Hey! Charles welcome home. Charles: Thanks, your here waiting for me? You just come over to suck your face off.
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