Charles in Charge

Ellen: Dad, Buddy has decided that he doesn't want to grow old. Walter: Why should he worry about growing old, first he has to grow up.

Ellen: I don't know Charles this doesn't look much like the picture. Charles: That's because the picture was taken in Taiwan, this is the American version.

Jamie: I'm Jamie, Jamie Powell. Mark: Jamie, your Sarah's sister. Jamie: Well, yeah you know Sarah. Mark: Sarah, No.

Mark: Wow! Jamie: Who are you? Mark: Mark Emerson at your service, at your command, at your feet.

Charles: It was nice seeing you again Mark, now if you'll excuse me I have to go find a most pleasant screwing driver.

Walter: Well, gentlemen the legs are almost finished. Buddy: Oh, sure once the grey hair starts, the legs are the next thing to go. Walter: I hate these little talks Lembeck.