Charles in Charge

Charles: Look, would you like to go out sometime? Be honest? Rebecca: Yes? But I can't. Charles: Well, be dishonest.

Walter: I'll never forget the first time I saw a naked lady, it was tatooed on a sailor's arm when he flexed his muscles she did the hula, I took one look and said "That's for me". Buddy: The girl or the tattoo? Walter: The navy!

Rebecca: Hi, I'm Rebecca. Adam: I know and I'll never forget.

Charles: She's working her way through college as a model, I don't think she undressed just to get my attention. Adam: She got my attention.

Charles: I can't believe art can be so dangerous. Buddy: Can't believe life can be so unfair, you got the answer to my dreams a girl who takes her clothes off before the first date.

Buddy: Charles. Charles: What? Buddy: Charles, I just met this great art student and she mentioned something about bodypainting. Charles: Oh, really? Buddy: So, she's not talking about her car, I think I may marry her.

Ellen: Well, Adam, I guess your stuck with us. Adam: Mom, shopping with three women.

Sarah: I hate shopping! Jamie: Oh, that's silly. Sarah: I hate buying clothes! Jamie: That's ridiculous. Sarah: I hate the mall! Jamie: That's treason.

Buddy: You couldn't get the girl, so you got the picture. Charles: No, I didn't get the picture to get the picture, I got the picture to get the girl, get the picture.