Charles in Charge

Buddy: Actually, I brought two different disguises over Charles, you can help me pick the one that looks the best. Charles: Oh, What a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.

Buddy: Avast me hardies, break out the laurels and we'll down us a keg of Laurel's and Hardy's.

Buddy: When I'm in costume my own mother wouldn't even know me, in fact sometimes she doesn't know me even when I'm not in costume. Walter: Well, I guess it's any old port and storm, alright Lembeck it's storming and you're an old port.

Charles: Mr. Powell made dates with all three of you, because he couldn't bear the thought of hurting any of you, now I know Mr. Powell well he's a fine man, he's a decent man, He's a good man. Walter: Actually, I was thinking of myself? Charles: He's a selfish man.

Buddy: Aunt Lillian, if you had a date with a man, and that man had a date with another woman at the same time, but you didn't know about that date, would you be mad? Lillian: Who's the man? Buddy: Walter? Charles: Kronkite?

Charles: Oh, you mean you didn't tell Julia that you have a date with Gloria tonight? Walter: Of course not, I maybe honest but I'm not stupid.

Dodo: So, you're in the Navy? Huh? They give you any combat training? Charles: Uh, yeah, yeah, I'm a lethal weapon. Dodo: Really? I just finished taking an army combat course, you wanna go down to the basement and practice attacking me?