Lillian: My doodlebug. My baby. He's gonna get married. Adam: Or buried. Buddy: Same difference.
Buddy: Is Charles here? Walter: He should be back in a few minutes he just went out bowling with Mildred Pierce, have a seat. Buddy: Thank you, Gwendolyn. Walter: Did you just call me Gwendolyn? Buddy: No, sir you said that .Charles was out with Mildred Pierce and I said Gwendolyn. Walter: You call Mildred, Gwendolyn. Buddy: No, I called Gwendolyn, Gwendolyn. Walter: Then what do you call Mildred? Buddy: I don't know sir I never called Mildred in my life. Walter: Lembeck, I suggest you see a good taxidermist about your head there's something loose in there.
Lillian: Charles has told me all about you. Gwendolyn: I don't enjoy skydiving. Lillian: Then don't you do it.
Charles: Buddy, Gwendolyn's only gonna be here for a week, history'll be around forever. Gwendolyn: No, Charles Buddy's right, I mean your schoolwork comes first. Buddy: Gwendolyn, darling you finally said those three little words "Buddy is Right".
Charles: Him, him who, there is no him in her life, her is too young to have a him. Buddy: Listen to him girls he almost makes sense. Charles: Buddy, in your word association game the words foot, butt, kick and ouch suggest anything. Buddy: Geez, I come over to study and I get an afternoon of sex and violence.
Jennifer Runyon returns as Gwendolyn Pierce for two episodes
Sandra Kerns(Ellen)did not appear in this episode.
"Charles In Charge" star Scott Baio directs "Twice Upon A Time, Part I," the first in a two part series.
The title of this episode alludes to the common fairytale opener "Once Upon a Time..."
S 5 : Ep 26
Aired 7/30/90 (23:00)
S 5 : Ep 25
Aired 7/30/90 (23:00)
S 5 : Ep 24
Aired 7/30/90 (23:00)
S 5 : Ep 23
Aired 7/13/90 (23:00)
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