Charles in Charge

Charles: Buddy, this is Julia, Mr. Powell's date. Would you like to come in? Julia: Oh, okay, um. Should I crawl across it? Or do I get extra points for jumping over it?

Julia: Knock, Knock Buddy: Who's there? Julia: Julia? Buddy: Julia who? Julia: Julia Myers Buddy: I don't get it

Delivery Man: Hey, is that a real bomb? Charles: Of course it is, put a fake bomb in your coffee table people think your poor

Charles: We gotta get this thing outta here? Give me a hand? Buddy: Do you want the good hand? Or the one with the sword attached to it?

Charles: No, No. You glued the sword to your hand? Buddy: Sword-of?

Lillian: A bomb, a sword and a Japanese flag, now I know what the money's for, you should've told me Walter needs psychiatric help

Lillian: I already loaned you 50 dollars, no questions asked, now you need a hundred more. Your not gambling are you? Charles: No, of course not Mom, the money's not for me, it's for Mr. Powell he met a woman? Lillian: And she costs $150 dollars?

Sarah: You were great Charles, you mean they're only gonna charge us $37.95? Charles: No, it's $149.00 or we'll never see our furniture alive again

Buddy: Well, if I wanted to impress a woman, ans somebody has thrown away my old souvenirs I would buy new old souvenirs Walter: Lembeck? What you're suggesting is dishonest, immoral and unethical Buddy: I know Sir, and it's never failed me yet