Charles: (he finds Douglas working with a skateboard) Doug, do you need help tightening those wheels? Douglas: I'm not tightening them, I'm loosening them. Charles: That's very dangerous! Douglas: I hope so. This is Jason's skateboard. He used my baseball-glove to clean his fish-tank! He's gotta be taught a lesson! Charles: (confiscates the skateboard) That's not a crime punishable by death.
Stan: How's the training going? Megan: I'm learning, I'm learning that children are capable of much more than I ever thought children were capable of. Jill: You see? That's Charles, I told you nobody handles children the way he does.
Douglas: Switzerland, huh? What was he doing in your room buying cuckoo clocks?
Charles: I've been here three months and I've never seen this kind of behavior before. Douglas and Jason: The honeymoon's over, Chuck!
Douglas: He took a shower and used my lucky towel. Charles: What is lucky about a towel? Douglas: It always gets me dry.
Jason: I hate you! Douglas: I detest you! Charles: (to Megan) They're brothers they love each other.
Charles: Your married, right? Megan: No! Charles: You have an incurable disease? Megan: No, Why? Charles: Because I want you to live.
Megan: Will he be alright? Charles: No!
Buddy: Oh, Charles, hospital, Charles hospital, Charles (turns around and sees Megan) Ho!
Charles: Mrs. Pembroke says she's very lovely. Buddy: Mrs. Pembroke's a mother, mother's are soft, look a mother's "lovely" means this girl has epiderm like a pachyderm
Charles: Can I think about this? Jill: Sure, for about five minutes, that's when she'll be here. Charles: Mrs. Pembroke, I'm still new at this, I wouldn't know what to tell her. Jill: She's absolutely lovely. Charles: I may need a few days with her.
Jennifer Runyon(Gwendolyn)did not appear in this episode.
S 5 : Ep 26
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