Where the Auction Is

Season 3, Episode 25, Aired

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Charles (SCOTT BAIO) is outraged when he learns his mother is hosting a sorority slave auction. Outraged, that is, until he finds out that attractive new transfer student Jeanie (LORIE GRIFFIN) intends to bid for him. At the auction, however, Jeanie is outbid by a gorgeous coed secretly acting as a buying agent for none other than Sarah (JOSIE DAVIS) , Jamie (NICOLE EGGERT) , and Adam (ALEXANDER POLINSKY) . The trio quickly takes advantage of Charles' slave status, claiming he hasn't been doing enough for them. When Lillian (ELLEN TRAVOLTA) remarks that a child who's waited on hand and foot grows into an irresponsible adult, the kids realize they've been too hard on him. Buddy (WILLIE AAMES) then excitedly announces he's persuaded his owner, Jeanie, to trade, so would Charles please plead with his gorgeous owner to let them trade places?moreless

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      • Walter: Good lord it's Carmen Miranda, I thought you were dead. Charles: I am. Walter: Do me a favor Charles from now on if your not going to wear pantyhose, at least have the decency to shave your legs.

      • Adam: Hey, the face mask on my helmet is coming apart fix it and be quick about it peasant dog. Charles: Of course you little master.

      • Jamie: Charles, you're up early good, Sarah and I want breakfast in bed today blueberry pancakes and don't forget the blueberry sauce. Charles: (mocking Jamie) We want blueberry pancakes, and don't forget the blueberry sauce.

      • Jamie: Oh, Charles the shoe box that was under my bed is suddenly in my closet, I didn't move it neither did Sarah. Adam: Neither did I, So who did? Charles: The shoe fairy.

      • Lillian: I get to be the auctioneer. Charles: Great, my mother the slave trader.

      • Charles: Mom, the Sigma Delta girls are having their slave auction here tell me I'm wrong. Lillian: Fine thanks, How are you?

      • Charles: Thanks for backing me up Mr. Powell. Walter: Your welcome, Oh, Charles since your not going to be making onion dip tonight you'll be free to clean the basement, you see how things work out.

      • Charles: $7.20 minus $11.90 and my bank balance is $952,000.00, I'm rich, good now I can afford a calculator that works.

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