Charlie & Lola

Marv: (on telephone) Just tell Charlie he's a mean jellyguts. Lola: (gasps) Marv: Bye, Lola. Lola: Oh. Lotta: Don't tell Charlie he's a mean jellyguts. Lola: Oh, no, I won't.

Lola: Oh no. Marv's got a new best friend. Marv: These biscuits are the best. Jack: They're my best, too. You like all the same things I do. Lotta: (whispering) They're definitely best friends because they like the same biscuits.

Lola: (having overheard part of Charlie and Marv's fake Squidbones argument) I have ever, never heard Charlie and Marv be cross before, ever. Lotta: Maybe we should get Charlie and Marv to do a making-up card.

Marv: I wish we could watch Pirate Squidbones all day. Charlie: So do I. (imitating Squidbones) You good-for-nothing jellyguts! Marv: (also imitating) Not as much as I do, you wretched limpet!

Charlie: Are you ready? Lola: (giggles) Yes, Charlie. Charlie: Okay, everyone. Behold our very own Halloween pumpkin! The biggest, orangiest pumpkin in the whole of Halloween!

Morten: Morten the Super Bat! I'm a flying bat! Eek eek eek!

Marv: Still no idea what to dress up as, Lola? Lola: I can't think of anything extremely scary, Marv. Charlie: I told you, Lola. It doesn't have to be scary. Marv: Yes, it does. It has to be totally terrifying. Charlie: It doesn't have to be scary. It'd just better be quick. It's not long until the party.

Lola: (sighs) I still don't know what to go as, Charlie. Charlie: Uh, why don't you dress up as a... wolf? Lola: Unh unh. Arnold Wolf is going as a wolf. Charlie: What about a deep sea monster that's all made out of seaweed? Lola: Blah! Too slimy!

Charlie: That is actually the biggest pumpkin I've ever seen. Lola: It is as big and orangey as the sun. Lotta: Mmm. And when my dad does the face, it's gonna be the best pumpkin lantern in the whole of Halloween. Lola: Yes!

Lola: I knew everyone would be going as a wicked witch. Lotta: Not me. I'm going as a wiggly, hairy monster with eyes that are all woggly wobbly.