Charlie's Angels

Nancy Coleman: Who is this crazy broad. (gesturing to Kelly) Larry: Uh. My wife. Nancy: Your wife? You told me your wife was dumb and fat. Larry: Well, uh, she uh. Kelly: Every time he has a lady customer, he tells them that I'm dumb and fat. Nancy: How many customers you got, Larry? Larry: Well, Nancy, uh. Kelly: Dozens. (laughing) I guess he said that he was going to marry you. Nancy: How'd you know that? Kelly: I know my Larry.

Kris: What we need here, you see, is the right dress. (Kelly and Sabrina look at her) There's a direct correlation between a woman' chest and a man's ears. Sabrina: I have not heard this theory before. Kelly: I haven't either. Kris: Well, you see the lower the neckline, the more tone deaf they are.(laughing) Kelly: Oh, that is very tacky. Sabrina: I should not have asked.

Kris: Hey. Wait a minute. You told me you were lead alto in glee club. Kelly: Listen, as an alto in glee club, I was fair but as a torch singer in a supper club. No way. Sabrina: What is your vocal range? Kelly:Poor to awful.