Kris: (at the Backwards Inn talking to the bartender) I'm looking for a man.
Bartender: I'll join a gyn. I'll loose weight. I'll dye my hair. I'll stand on a box. (Kris laughs) What else do you want?
Kris: Well, I have somebody in particular in mind.
Bartender: What can he do that I can't do?
Kris: He disappears.