Charlie's Angels

Jill: Just tell Charlie I want a simple funeral. You know, no frills, no fuss and then I want to be cremated and have my ashes scattered over Charlie's water bed.

Charlie: (As Kelly runs away from her car.) The suitcase Angel! The suitcase. (Kelly runs back to her car, grabs the suitcase and gets a couple feet away as her car blows up)

Kelly: (Speaking to Bosley on the phone about Red Loomis) He was one of those muscle-bound types who look like they could lift a ton, but can't spell it.

Kelly: Well, I'll call first, muscles. (Walking along side Red Loomis outside of Karen Jason's apartment complex.) So you have time to put on a shirt.

Red Loomis: Hey wait a minute. Women's View Magazine-- Isn't that the magazine with the male centerfold in it? Kelly: That's us. Hold that pose. (Getting up and walking around looking at Red's body) Oh, boy. What's your name? Red: Red Loomis. Kelly: You know, Red, I think you'd make a great stud-of-the-month. You make Burt Reynolds look like one of the Seven Dwarfs. Red: Forget it. You know, you Gloria Steinem type broads turn me off. Just because a guy's put together right, you think he doesn't have a brain in his head. (Walking over and sitting down) You know, I get real tired of being looked at like nothing but a sex object, you know?

Jeremy: (Walking towards the door.) Miss Farmer. You have a college education and I'm stuck on 5-letter word for heavenly creature. Miss Farmer: Try "Angel." Jeremy: "Angel."